What's that smell??

So,
Last night I crawled into bed, snuggled up under the covers and noticed a funny smell. I smelled the pillows-fine. Smelled the bedspread-fine. Hmmm...I thought...what's that smell? I went to the bathroom and there was a strange odor in there as well. Went to check my email and again my nose is perplexed by a strange scent. It's following me I thought. I went back to bed and flicked on the tube. I raised my arms behind my head to prop it up in order to see the TV and that's when it hit me. It' s me. I'm the one causing this rancid odor. Now, that in and of itself is a little amusing. I mean, I'm the sort of person who exaggerates when I say "I need a shower, I stink" When you shower multiple times per week there is little chance that you will actually stink. Unless of course you do some amazingly sweaty workout which I have not done in a long while. But, I started thinking about when my last shower was. Hmmm...I thought....I just took a bath on Thursday. Yes, that's right, Thursday. Well, that was only last night...why on earth do I stink so bad? Here's why. I never washed on Thursday. I gave myself a good soak but there was no soap involved. That night, I wanted to relax....so, I put on a candle and some music and relaxed away. Somewhere in all that relaxing, I forgot the soap and shampoo. It was late by the time I figured this all out so as I sit here and type I am still giving off a lovely "i haven't washed in a while" sort of smell. I'll end by saying I'm on my way to the water and I won't forget the soap this time ;)